Wednesday, October 15, 2008

coles unexpected battle raps

Today at werk i decided to do some
battle raps with oscar and thomas.
They didnt know they were being
judged on their spitting back.

So i texted tom and oscar with my
FLAWLESS rhyme.

"kicks kicks kicks. watch my feet
for kicks. kicks kicks kicks. you're
gayer than a bundle of sticks"

oscar wrote back first with.

"say it to my face you cunt,
what ya doing?"

in my game i saw this as a victory.
a few moments later i got a txt
from tom.

"Bathing in a basket of dicks,
fully nakde still wearing my
kicks. big kicks small kicks
fresh kicks old kicks, all
watching action flics."

in my game i saw this as defeat.

4 comments:

Angobango said...

Fuck I loved that post!

Anonymous said...

i got really excited while reading that.

oscar said...

i didn't realise that was a battle till ages afterwards.

bones said...

everytime i read this post it makes me laaaugh.